Thanks to the genius of Emma Kilbey for this adaptation of the classic ‘Big Yellow Taxi’ hit tune.

 

They’ve had all their jabs, got their visas and tiger repellent
It’s four days away, and on getting to the finish, they’re hell-bent 
Roy and Andy are going to drive
A knackered taxi ‘cross South In-dia
They signed up last year (they’re startin’ to regret it now...)

They’re scouting for cash, to give to fan-tastic charities
And they’ve charged you people twenty-five bucks for japatis
Roy and Andy are going to drive
A knackered taxi ‘cross South In-dia
Eat popadoms with pride, you’re helping them reach their goal 

Hey Leighton and Doc, don’t you bic-ker at the wheel, now
Keep your eyes on the prize; that scenery can’t be beat – wow! 
Roy and Andy are going to drive
A knackered taxi ‘cross South In-dia
Keep your fin-gers crossed, they’re speaking when they get back

Bi-son, leopards, ele-phants and deserts
Beaches, sunsets, cold beers and tummy upsets
Roy and Andy are going to drive
A knackered taxi ‘cross South In-dia
Keep windows wound down in case of that Delhi belly

Late last night, Angie heard a car door slam
As an Am-bassador taxi, took away her old man
Roy and Andy are going to drive
A knackered taxi ‘cross South In-dia
Our hearts swell with joy as we wave them on their way!

Roy and Andy are going to drive
A knackered taxi ‘cross South India...
They’ll see paradise and donate to a worthy cause!

I said they’ll see paradise and donate to a worthy cause!